Twitter to automatically add “nudes in profile” reply to all new tweets

In a bold and bewildering move, Twitter has announced that it will automatically reply with the phrase “nudes in profile” to all new tweets. The decision, which has already sparked a flurry of reactions online, aims to streamline the platform’s user experience by preemptively addressing what Twitter’s algorithm has identified as one of the most frequent interactions on the site. According to Twitter’s official statement, this update is part of their continuous effort to foster more “transparent and honest” communication among users. However, critics argue that this feature may inadvertently encourage inappropriate behavior and spam, further complicating the already turbulent social media landscape.

Despite the backlash, Musk, Twitter’s CEO remains optimistic about the change. “We believe this new feature will save our users time and energy,” she said in a recent press conference. “By automatically including ‘nudes in profile’ in replies, we’re simply reflecting the reality of online interactions and making the Twitter experience more seamless.” As the update rolls out, users are advised to brace themselves for the inevitable influx of notifications and the potential chaos that might ensue. Whether this feature will be a fleeting experiment or a permanent fixture in Twitter’s ever-evolving ecosystem remains to be seen.