Breaking: Rainbows Sue for Copyright Infringement, Demand Royalties for All Colorful Displays

In an unprecedented legal twist, rainbows have filed a groundbreaking lawsuit alleging widespread copyright infringement on their vibrant displays of color. In a press conference held atop a sunlit hill, the lead plaintiff, Roy G. Biv, argued that their captivating arches have been utilized without proper compensation for centuries. “We’ve painted the sky with our hues of red, orange, yellow, and more, only to see them used in advertisements, art, and even children’s drawings without our consent,” lamented Biv.

The lawsuit, filed against a spectrum of industries, demands royalties for every instance of color usage, seeking to reshape the world’s perception of rainbows from mere meteorological marvels to a vibrant, litigious force. Legal experts are speculating whether the lawsuit will end with a pot of gold or a stormy legal battle in the courts.