Idiotic Phobia Victims Endanger Us All

Irrational phobias seem to plague the people of America, and whether it be a deathly outlook on darkness, or a rude opinion of our eight legged friends, the majority of the sane population looks down upon those stricken with crippling yet, stupid, (“I know.  I dropped the S bomb.  What’cha gonna do about it huh!”), fears with a grain of disgust. However, while the ridicule … Continue reading Idiotic Phobia Victims Endanger Us All

Donald Trump Shows His True Colors

Photo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HELP! GET HIM AWAY FROM ME! Yesterday, President-elect Donald Trump forgot to put his mask on before giving a speech. It was a few minutes into the speech when the unintelligent creature realised that that the vital article of clothing was missing from his face and hair. The mask is in the form of a thin plastic sheet. It is colored to cover … Continue reading Donald Trump Shows His True Colors

Donald Trump Announces Government Officials

NEW YORK CITY, N.Y – “There is a very organized process taking place as I decide on Cabinet and many other positions. I am the only one who knows who the finalists are,” said Donald Trump on November 16th after the election. But sadly, Trump has now lost his precious ‘secret’ as he recently was forced to reveal it to the country. The results are as follows. Secretary … Continue reading Donald Trump Announces Government Officials

Trump’s New Book “10,001 Easy Life Tips and Tricks,” Coming Out Early 2017

Photo: The cover of Trump’s new book With November 8th drawing near, America waits with baited breath.  And indeed, with two aggressively controversial candidates, the possible outcomes of this election are creating a stark tension throughout the nation. Clinton, sporting a 65% chance at winning the election, has her supporters lowering their guards cautiously.  And while this statistic is causing Trump supporters to nibble their nails down … Continue reading Trump’s New Book “10,001 Easy Life Tips and Tricks,” Coming Out Early 2017

Trump Worries About Debate

Photo: Trump breaks down during a meeting with the GOP WASHINGTON, DC- Republican candidate Donald Trump is worried about the upcoming debate with Hillary Clinton. “He thinks Clinton is scary. He has nightmares about her all the time,” says his wife, Melania Trump. Mr. Trump only said that his preparation “isn’t going too well.” The GOP said that they were worried about the state of … Continue reading Trump Worries About Debate

‘My Twitter Was Hacked,’ says Trump

Photo: Trump composes a Tweet about the recent hacker NEW YORK CITY, NY- Just this morning, a hacker broke into Donald Trump’s campaign Twitter account and posted a long string of racial Tweets. Trump believes that the only person that could have done it was someone who worked in the Trump Tower. “How could they know my password if they didn’t see it on the … Continue reading ‘My Twitter Was Hacked,’ says Trump

Trump Plagiarizes Wife’s Plagiarized Speech

Photo: Trump “laughs” at a child rearing memory NEW YORK, NY- After Republican Nominee Donald Trump gave an inspiring speech on how his children were raised, Politico reporters discovered similarities to the speeches given by Michelle Obama and copied by his wife. Soon after, when Trump posted the speech on his Twitter page (@realDonaldTrump) in 15 segments (three of which he use to boast about the … Continue reading Trump Plagiarizes Wife’s Plagiarized Speech