Amazon Offers Special Teen Shipping

Amazon is one of the most successful companies in the world. They are famous for Amazon Prime, the service that offers free next day shipping, as well as streaming video. Last Monday, the commerce giant introduced a new membership for teens and their families. The plan is the cheapest membership that Amazon offers, at only $39 a year (Amazon Prime comes in at $99 a … Continue reading Amazon Offers Special Teen Shipping

Last April Fools’ Day Prank Finally Discovered

The last April Fools’ Day prank was finally discovered in Jean Strickland’s house. Jean lives in a small town in Kentucky. “It was horrible,” Jean says, “It wasn’t bad or anything, it was just…unexpected, I guess.” It was around 7:00 in the morning when she got up from her bed and stumbled down her hallway into her bathroom. She opened the door and the closed … Continue reading Last April Fools’ Day Prank Finally Discovered

Impeachment Hearings Start on January 21

“The President-elect [Donald Trump] is going to drop the ‘elect’ part of his title on the 20th,” says Erwin Havel, one of the many election analysts that predicted the outcome of the election horribly wrong. There is news from Washington that the impeachment hearings for the future President are to start just one day after the inauguration. Donald Trump posted a Tweet about the hearings: “He … Continue reading Impeachment Hearings Start on January 21

The Best of the RNC Emails

Recently, it was discovered that the Republican National Committee was also hacked, but unlike the Democrats, their emails were not exposed. Yesterday, a small band of hackers hacked the hackers that hacked the political emails. “The [small band of] hackers were able to steal 152 emails before they lost internet connection,” says Rufus Lenhart, a reporter for The Hacker News, “This is a problem we all … Continue reading The Best of the RNC Emails

Government Proposes New Earthquake Schedule

In California, the home of The Faux Report’s main office, the locals are always prepared for an earthquake, and likewise never phased when one occurs.  This immunity to the natural disaster Californians have developed is a bi-product of the constant earthquakes scheduled by the Government to take place in the Golden State. However, many Californians, and others interested in visiting the warm, beach-speckled state, have expressed … Continue reading Government Proposes New Earthquake Schedule

What Is The Haystacks’ Sinister Purpose?

Photo: A field of haystacks at sunset. Pretty innocent looking, huh? MARAMURES, ROMANIA- After many years, the extra terrestrial unit from the Romanian Government finally found the purpose of the many haystacks in their country’s fields. They discovered that the haystacks started off as a peaceful species. Then, in the late 14th century, extraterrestrials brought a virus from the gas planet known as 16Q7, and set … Continue reading What Is The Haystacks’ Sinister Purpose?