Why We Don’t Speak Caveish Anymore

Y we dunt speek cuvish anyMoor Iss dat ith iss haurd tooo undirtstand. IIt iss moosty gurnting anp piontingg aht tings. sooo Lolgicly we wundent speeke Caveish Anymor . altho, Peepol half mooved on frum speking sush udder nom-shensh, and it mlakes senth y e dunt shpeek Caveish anymor. wHeen wee speekk Caveish, Ith Ith hurd tu undirtstand. Y u wud wUnt too stheep Caveish … Continue reading Why We Don’t Speak Caveish Anymore

Declaration of Independence — As Written By A Infant

When in the Crouse of hmuan etenvs it beoecms neesscary for one poelpe to dsilsove the ploticail bands wcihh hvae ccnenoted them with aontehr and to asusme anomg the peorws of the erath, the serpaate and euqal sotatin to which the Laws of Nature and of Ntarue’s God enittle tmhe, aa decent rpesect to the oipnnois of mankind reiquers taht they shulod dcelrae the cauess … Continue reading Declaration of Independence — As Written By A Infant

Editor Falls Asleep While Typing Article

Today at The Faux Report, an unnamed editor fell asleep while typing. “It’s a disgrace” said a reader, who prefers to be anonymous. Searches will continue to try and find who this disgraceful person. So far, there is no clues to who it was, but we have one small cluz jsflkdhkldsgjj””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””” ”””””””””””””””’ojjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjkjjjjjjjjjjjjjj jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjsdfsffsfsfdjjjjjjjjnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniooooouhhhhhh80999 999999996YGTIIIIIIIIIIIU888888888888888888YGUKLJJJJJJGHHHHJKWERY QILasdgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggfddjhjk !$#*&U$E#&_)**^?&%”#%?$< GVM<L>HN^$^ $@%$#(&*^SD<JCY89E407DNMPTY9N/6HHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH   Continue reading Editor Falls Asleep While Typing Article