The Perfect Valentine’s Day Treat For 2017

Buckle up all you love bugs you, because Valentines Day is just around the corner!  Ahh yes, that beautiful holiday, celebrating love, happiness, and small hearts made out of chalk, featuring perverted messages, advertised as candy!  And what better way to celebrate Valentines Day than to gorge yourself on all the succulent, rich, love filled sweets that orbit around the cheerful holiday!  Chocolate boxes, bars, … Continue reading The Perfect Valentine’s Day Treat For 2017

Idiotic Phobia Victims Endanger Us All

Irrational phobias seem to plague the people of America, and whether it be a deathly outlook on darkness, or a rude opinion of our eight legged friends, the majority of the sane population looks down upon those stricken with crippling yet, stupid, (“I know.  I dropped the S bomb.  What’cha gonna do about it huh!”), fears with a grain of disgust. However, while the ridicule … Continue reading Idiotic Phobia Victims Endanger Us All

Government Proposes New Earthquake Schedule

In California, the home of The Faux Report’s main office, the locals are always prepared for an earthquake, and likewise never phased when one occurs.  This immunity to the natural disaster Californians have developed is a bi-product of the constant earthquakes scheduled by the Government to take place in the Golden State. However, many Californians, and others interested in visiting the warm, beach-speckled state, have expressed … Continue reading Government Proposes New Earthquake Schedule

Trump’s New Book “10,001 Easy Life Tips and Tricks,” Coming Out Early 2017

Photo: The cover of Trump’s new book With November 8th drawing near, America waits with baited breath.  And indeed, with two aggressively controversial candidates, the possible outcomes of this election are creating a stark tension throughout the nation. Clinton, sporting a 65% chance at winning the election, has her supporters lowering their guards cautiously.  And while this statistic is causing Trump supporters to nibble their nails down … Continue reading Trump’s New Book “10,001 Easy Life Tips and Tricks,” Coming Out Early 2017