Toddler Plans to Fit Entire Plastic Egg in Mouth

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2 Year Old Robert Quinn is camera shy

This Easter, Robert Quinn, 2, has decided that he is going to attempt to fit an entire plastic Easter egg in his mouth. After the egg is in his mouth, he plans to chew it, and if that doesn’t work, he is going to sit on the grass and suck on it for the rest of the day. It will take an armed SWAT team to remove it from his mouth.

Analysts have expressed concerns about the plan. “I don’t know if it’s a good idea,” says Jane Quinn, Robert’s mother.

It will take an armed SWAT team to remove it from his mouth.

Robert is expected to initiate his plan after his diaper break. For now, the world wait, holding their breath for him to begin.

 

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