Dogs and Squirrels Propose Truce

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Photos: Dog advocates for the truce, John Kerry smiles after the deal, John Kerry announces the truce to the public with the dog representative (the squirrel is in Kerry’s pocket), Cover: Kerry meets with another dog representative before lunch

WASHINGTON, DC- Today, dog and squirrel leaders met in John Kerry’s office to negotiate a truce between the two species. For years, dogs have been barking and yelling at the squirrel nation, and the squirrels have been causing the production of viral videos featuring dogs by placing nuts in dogs fur as a prank. Activists dressed as the opposite species have been advocating for this truce since last June.

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