Principal Fined for Clearing Throat

Photo: The meeting that decided the principal’s fate. She did not attend.

BERKELEY, CA- Recently, a principal was fined for clearing her throat at the start of a speech about health at a school-wide assembly.
The Berkeley Unified School District (BUSD) declined to state which school it was, but citizens believe that it was Martin Luther King Jr Middle School. The school board stated that a principal should not “preform disgusting habits in front of the student body.” The school board sued the principal an undisclosed amount of money, but it is believed that it was a number in the hundreds. It is unsure whether or not the principle has yet payed the fine, but she was last seen searching Groupon for a coupon code to lessen the fine.


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