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Twitter to automatically add "nudes in profile" reply to all new tweets
June 20, 2024
In a revelation that has left the tech world reeling, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk admitted today that he doesn’t quite understand how iPhones work. -
Elon Musk Confused by iPhones, Thinks Features Are Magic; IT Department Shows Him MDM
June 10, 2024
In a revelation that has left the tech world reeling, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk admitted today that he doesn’t quite understand how iPhones work. -
Trump Convicted of 34 Felonies, Declares Self ‘Most Productive Criminal in History’
May 31, 2024
In a stunning turn of events, former President Donald Trump has been convicted of 34 felonies, proudly declaring himself the "Most Productive Criminal in History." -
Spotify’s 'Car Thing' Debacle: Customers Send a Shitty Message in Unprecedented Protest
May 24, 2024
Spotify, in its infinite wisdom, has decided to abruptly kill off its beloved “Car Thing” with all the grace of a runaway dumpster fire. -
AI Declares Glue Essential for a Balanced Diet
May 24, 2024
In a stunning revelation, artificial intelligence has declared glue as the latest must-have addition to our diets. This unconventional trend, rapidly gaining popularity, asserts that glue is the secret ingredient to achieving optimal health and wellness. -
Rudy Giuliani’s Coffee: From Hair Dye to Cup of Joe
May 21, 2024
In an unexpected turn of events, former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani has found a new business venture: coffee. But this isn’t just any ordinary coffee. -
Apple Issues Apology Over Controversial Shade of Blue on New iPad
May 10, 2024
Cupertino, CA - In an unexpected turn of events, Apple has issued an official apology to customers who were 'deeply upset' by the shade of blue on their latest iPad model. -
Apple Unveils Apple Vision Pro: The Revolutionary Product That Lets You See... Literally
February 7, 2024
In a groundbreaking event that industry experts are calling "a bold leap into the obvious," Apple has announced its latest innovation, the Apple Vision Pro." -
Breaking: Rainbows Sue for Copyright Infringement, Demand Royalties for All Colorful Displays
January 14, 2024
In an unprecedented legal twist, rainbows have filed a groundbreaking lawsuit alleging widespread copyright infringement on their vibrant displays of color.